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Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 21:39:11 -0500 (EST)
From: Hoody Knee
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Religious bumper sticker

Date: Mon, 09 Feb 98 12:39:25 
From: jean.paul

       A Religious "BUMPER STICKER" That Really Works....!                    

The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a :        

  " ...HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS " Bumper sticker.                               

I bought it and put on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did.  

What an uplifting religious experience followed.....!!                        

I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about 
the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed to green. And wouldn't 
you know it!.... The Bumper Sticker really Worked!...                         

I found lots of people who love Jesus.  Why,this guy behind me started to honk
like crazy.....!!  He must really love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned
out his window and yelled "JESUS CHRIST!!" as loud as he could.               

I was uplifted with awe...!                                                   

It was like a football game with him shouting "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!"         

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and   
smiled to all of these loving people.                                         

There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him   
yelling something about a "sunny beach",and saw him waving in a funny way with
only his middle finger stuck up in the air.                                   

I asked my two kids what this meant.  They kind of squirmed, and looked at    
each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.      

So, I leaned out of my window and gave him the good luck sign right back...!! 

A couple of the people were so caught up in the "joy" of the moment, that they
got out of their cars and were walking toward me.                             

I bet they wanted to pray along with me....! But just then, I noticed that the
light had changed to green , so I stepped on the gas....!!  And a good thing I
did, because I was the only driver to get across the busy intersection.       

I looked back at them in my rearview mirror...  they were just standing there.

I leaned out of the window, gave them a big smile and held up the hawaiian    
good luck sign, as I drove away.....                                          

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks....!  What a wonderful world, indeed!

Get yourself a Bumper Sticker.... and do just like me...  you'll be amazed on 
the results!....

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