Date: Tue, 27 Jun 2000 00:03:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: Christian Bails
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Random Act of Kindness


From: Simon Lewis
Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 03:00:00 -0600
Sender: Circle Joke

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw
two men eating grass by the road side.  He ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate.  "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. 

"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied. 

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!", the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as 
large as the limo.  Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "sir, you 
are too kind.  Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied  "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is 
about two metres tall!"