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Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2000 07:47:15 -0500 (EST)
From: Floor Ida
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Phone Call

From: Patrick Mireau
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2000 12:48:10 -1000

   There are several men in the locker room of a private club after
exercising.  Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings.
   A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: 

   "Honey, It's me." 
   "Are you at the club?" 
   "Great!  I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are.  I saw a
beautiful mink coat...  It is absolutely gorgeous!!  Can I buy it?" 
   "What's the price?" 
   "Only $1,500.00" 
   "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." 
   "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 at
a really good price ...  and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year..."
   "What price did he quote you?" 
   "Only $60,000..." 
   "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 
   "Great!, before we hang up, something else..." 
   "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house
we had looked at last year ...  it's on sale!!  Remember?  The one with a
pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." 
   "How much are they asking?" 
   "Only $450,000...  a magnificent price, and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover..."
   "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.  OK?" 
   "OK, sweetie...  Thanks!  I'll see you later!!  I love you!!!" 
   "Bye...  I do too..." 

   The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present: 

   "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 

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