Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2000 00:41:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: Tri Fidelity
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Mental Hospital


Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2000 16:27:55 -0700
From: rhett

  A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
behaving rather strangely. The first man is sitting on the edge of his bed
clutching an imaginary steering wheel and making loud noises not unlike a
Kenworth...VRROOOOM,VRRROOOOMM,....SCREEEECH....... 
  
  "What are you doing?" enquires the doctor.
  
  "I'm taking this road train down to Barcelona," replies the ex-trucker. 
  
  Somewhat taken aback, but not to be put off, the doctor moves on to th
next bed where he can see some very energetic activity going on underneath
the covers. On pulling them back he finds a man totally naked face down
humping into the mattress. 
  
  "And what are you doing?" asks the doctor, a little perplexed. 
  
  "Well," pants the man, "While he's in Barcelona I'm screwing his wife."