Date: Wed, 19 Apr 2000 10:05:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: Cree Ate
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Join the club?


[ Two jokes today, because the second one is short.  Have a good day! (/jg) ]


Date: Mon, 16 Feb 98 10:59:45 
From: "jean.paul"

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              * WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE CLUB ......?? *                    
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The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.                                        

The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.                                      

The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?                                    

The Arafat club?                Yessir.                                       

The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.                                    

The Ebert movie club?           Roger.                                        

The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.                            

The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.                                 

The quarterback club?           I'll pass.                                    

The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.                          

The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.                                   

The Spanish optometrists club?    Si.                                         

The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.                                         

The pregancy club?              Conceivably.                                  

The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week                               

The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept me anyway                

The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at my house                 

The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?                         

The Prayer Group                God willing!

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Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000
From: Jean-Louis Berra
Subject: Elian & Clinton

Q: Why is President Clinton so reluctant to
decide the fate of Elian Gonzalez?

A: Because last time he made a decision about
where to put a Cuban, he was almost impeached.