Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 10:07:48 -0500 (EST)
From: Thin Tin
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Japanese Viagra + Morris & His New Dog


[ Two jokes today, because the first one is short.  (/jg) ]


From: Dan Nelson
Date: Wed, 6 Dec 2000 09:10:16 +0800 

Japan recently shipped 50,000,000 boxes of Viagra to the good 'ol US of A
because they heard the yanks couldn't hold an election.




Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 14:14:10 -0600
From: Jeff Briere

Morris gets a new dog and can't wait to show him off to his neighbor. So
when Arnold comes over, Morris calls the dog into the house, bragging
about how smart he is.  The dog quickly comes running and stands looking
up at his master, tail wagging furiously, mouth open, tongue hanging out,
eyes bright with anticipation.  Morris points to the newspaper on the
couch and commands, "FETCH!" 

Immediately, the dog climbs onto the couch and sits. His tail wagging
stops and the doggie-smile disappears.  Looking balefully up at Morris, he
says in a whiney voice, "You think this is easy wagging my tail all the
time?  Oy!  It hurts from so much wagging!  And I suppose you think that
designer dog food you're feeding me is good? You try it.  Its dreck!  Too
salty!  Anyway, what do you care?  You just push me out the door to take a
squirt twice a day. I can't even remember the last time you took me out
for a good walk."

Arnold is amazed.  "What the hell is that?  Your dog is talking!" 

"I know," explains Morris, "He's young and I'm still training him.  He
thought I said 'KVETCH!'"