Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2000 10:03:33 -0500 (EST)
From: Noon Vultures
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Girl named Lorraine



Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2000 14:47:01 -0500
From: JP BEHAR

  There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named
Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had
started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was
absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with
Clearly and after a while it became obvious that she
was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal
man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he
was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that
there was nothing left to do but to break up with
Lorraine and get on with Clearly. He planned several
times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the
riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the
river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then
ran off smiling and singing............
   
   
   
   
Get ready, it's good................
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
heh heh
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone"