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Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2000 11:16:53 -0400 (EDT)
From: Labor Day
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ghost story

Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 18:27:23 +0100
From: Arnaud Fauli

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked :
"Who here have ever seen a ghost?"
Most of the hands go up.

"And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?"
About half the hands stay up.

"Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?"
Three hands stay up. There's a slight murmur in the crowd.

"Gosh, that's pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh..., been
*intimate* with a ghost?"
One hand stays up. The speaker blinks.

"Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had *sexual* contact
with a ghost?"
The fellow suddenly blushes and says,
"Oh, sorry,... I thought you said *goat*!"

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