Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 10:41:30 -0400 (EDT)
From: Butter Flies
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Farmer Jones


Date: Tue, 14 Mar 2000 12:29:35 -0500
From: JP BEHAR

One day farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He
stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil, then
stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose. 

Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. 

The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
goose in your other hand?"

"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went. 

While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large beautiful
breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked, "Can you tell me how to get
to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"

The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I'm going to visit my brother
at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley.
We'll save half the time to get there."

The fair young lady said, "How do I know that when we get in to the alley
you won't hold me up against the wall, pull down my blouse and feel me
up?"

The farmer said, "I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a
goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and
do that?"

The young lady said, "Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose,
put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.