Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2000 13:31:52 -0500 (EST)
From: Embah Sea
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Elderly Love


Date: Fri, 03 Nov 2000 11:55:35 -0700
From: Earle W. Smith

Greetings, everyone:

Hilarious one from old friend Basil, of Edmonton.  Enjoy.

Earle - Grande Prairie AB
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An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the
same day so they could travel together.  After the examination, the doctor
said to the man, "You appear to be in good health.  Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to ask me?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man.  "After I have sex with my wife the
first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after having sex with my
wife the second time, I'm always cold and chilly."

After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything appears to
be fine.  Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
with me?"  The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked, "Your husband had an unusual concern.  He claims
that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you
and then cold and chilly after the second time.  Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old coot!" she replied, "that's because the first time is
usually in July and the second time is almost always in December!"