Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2000 19:10:04 -0500 (EST)
From: Numb Burr
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Condoms


From: Simon Lewis
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 1998 03:00:00 -0600
From: CircleJoke

It seems there was a priest who went into the country to pay a visit to a
92 year old church member. She welcomed him into the parlor. While she
made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a
condom was floating on top of it. He dare not say anything!! 

After tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it. She
said "While in town I found a package on the sidewalk and took it home. 
The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your organ to prevent
disease', and you know I think it works, I haven't had a cold all winter."