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Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 14:22:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: Cray Mayer
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Church Bulletin Bloopers

Date: Fri, 19 Dec 1997 12:24:25 -0600
From: Tom Shaw


 1.   The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on
people who are not afflicted with any church.

 2.   The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.  All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is

 3.   Evening massage - 6 p.m.

 4.   The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
Sunday morning.

 5.   The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the

 6.   Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.
Please use the back door.

 7.   Ushers will eat latecomers.

 8.   The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical

 9.   The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the

 10.  The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir
will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

 11.  During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

 12.  Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service.
The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

 13.  Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be
discontinued until further notice.

 14.  Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All" .

 15.  The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
church basement on  Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to
attend this tragedy.

 16.  The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special
thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening
at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

 17.  22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of
Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin
sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

 18.  A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

 19.  Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full

 20.  Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev.
Horace Blodgett  Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding"

 21.  On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:  GOD IS GOOD.
Dr. Hargreaves is better.

 22.  The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

 23.  Pastor is on vacation.  Massages can be given to church secretary.

 24.  Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

 25.  The service will close with "Little Drops of Water". One of the
ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation will join

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