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Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2000 10:47:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: Foot Bridge
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Blonde in a car accident

Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2000 20:26:49 -0600
From: Earle W. Smith
Subject: Yet Another Blonde Joke

John has been coming up with some real goodies tonight.

Earle - Grande Prairie AB

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.  Miraculously,
she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was
applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. 

"My Gosh!"  the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was
stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" 

"Yes officer, I'm just fine!" the blonde chirped.

"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed
the wrecked car. 

"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving
along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. 
So I swerved to the right, and then there was another tree!  I swerved to
the left and there was ANOTHER tree!  I swerved to the right and there was
another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..." 

"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off. "There isn't a tree on
this road for 30 miles.  That was your air freshener swinging back and

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