Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1999 09:38:50 -0500 (EST)
From: Can Din Ski?
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Vaseline Salesman

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think
I've forgotten this before. --
     Steven Wright."


Date: Mon, 3 Nov 1997 07:10:53 -0500
From: Philippe Reid
From: Eric Paquin 

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. 
"Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you
use it at all  in your household?" 

"Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns."  

"Do you use it for anything else?" 

"Like what?" 

"Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex." 

"Oh, of course. Yes, we smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep
the  kids out."