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Date: Wed, 15 Dec 1999 11:18:37 -0500 (EST)
From: Peel If Glass
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The statue

Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 10:50:18 -0600 (CST)
From: Harold L Orbach
From: Norman Miller

 A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
front door.  "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." 

 She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with
talcum powder. 

 "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a

 "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

 "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly.  "The Smiths bought
one for their bedroom.  I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more
was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to

 Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen
and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. 

 "Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something.  I stood like an idiot
at the Smiths' for three days, and nobody offered me as much as a glass of

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