Date: Thu, 15 Jul 1999 11:06:39 -0400 (EDT)
From: Bananas from hell
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Peanuts

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 1997 07:18:15 -0400
From: Philippe Reid
From: Alexandra Topalian 
Subject: peanut

 One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching
one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut
fell in his ear. 
 
 He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in
deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they
became worried and decided to go to hospital. 
 
 As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her
date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out. 
 
 The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut
flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. 
 
 The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the
young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the
mother turned to the father. 
 
 The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? what do you think
he's going to be when he grows older?!" 
 
 The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"