Date: Fri, 5 Mar 1999 08:03:31 -0500 (EST) From: 4 Years! Subject: BLAGUES-L: Papal visit [ Good morning everyone. On March 6th of 1995, I sent my first joke by e-mail to a dozen of friends or so. In time, it began to grow and became BLAGUES-L. Here we are, 4 years later, in more than 60 countries! Who would have thought? Tomorrow is our "birthday"! Keep on smiling and have an excellent weekend! (/jg) ] Date: Sun, 28 Feb 1999 21:41:10 -0700 From: "E.W. Smith" One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to the Pope. Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his bag and began working on it. This is fantastic, thought the gentleman. "I'm really good at crossword. Perhaps if the Pope gets stuck, he'll ask me for assistance." Almost immediately, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in u-n-t?" The man was in shock. He could only think of one word that fit the description and he was not about to say it to the Pope. The gentleman thought for a while longer, then it hit him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, "I think you're looking for the word a-u-n-t." "Of course," said the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?"