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Date: Tue, 7 Dec 1999 10:24:44 -0500 (EST)
From: Power Catsy
Subject: BLAGUES-L: One Night Stand

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 1998 13:01:08 -0500
From: Philippe Reid

 Bobby and his date

 It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to
 pick up his date.  He's a pretty hip guy with
 his own car.  When he goes to the front
 door, the girl's father answers and invites
 him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't
 you have a seat?," he says.

 "That's cool" says Bobby.
 Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
 planning to do.

 Bobby replies politely that they will
 probably just go to the soda shop or a

 Carrie's father responds "why don't you two
 go out and screw?  I hear all the kids are
 doing it."

 Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise
 to Bobby so he asks Carrie's Dad  to
 repeat it.

 "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really
 likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we
 let her!"

 Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up,
 and his plan for the evening was beginning
 to look pretty good.

 A few minutes later, Carrie comes
 downstairs in her little poodle skirt and
 announces that she's ready to go.
 Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
 escorts his date out the front door.

 About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back
 into the house, slams the door behind
 her, and screams at her father:

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