Date: Tue, 9 Mar 1999 09:29:12 -0500 (EST)
From: Julian Mirror
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Low Prices

From: Patrick Drouin
> From:	Street, Kaylie [SKY:S948:EXCH] 
> Sent:	Monday, March 08, 1999 1:06 PM
 
 A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman
 charges him 15 cents. Confused, but not complaining,
 the man pays.
 
 After a while he decides to have another, and some
 food, so he orders another beer and a steak. The barman
 charges him 50 cents, 15 for the beer and 35 for the
 food.
 
 After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman
 over and says, "Mate, that was the best steak I've ever
 had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him."
 
 "No problem," says the barman. "He's upstairs with my
 wife."
 
 "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" asks the
 man.
 
 "Probably the same thing I'm doing to his business down
 here!"