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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 18:59:11 -0500 (EST)
From: New World Order with French Fries
Subject: BLAGUES-L: I've Got You Under My Skin

Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1999 23:58:50 -0700
From: Earle W. Smith
From: Simon Corti


  A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was 
  severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft 
  any skin from her body because she was too skinny.  So the husband 
  offered to donate some of his own skin.  However, the only skin on his 
  body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his 
  buttocks.  The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one 
  about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also 
  honor their secret.  After all, this was a very delicate matter.
  After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's 
  new beauty.  She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!  All 
  her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful 
  beauty!  One day, she was alone with her husband, and was overcome with 
  emotion at his sacrifice.  She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you 
  for everything you did for me.  There is no way I could ever repay 
  you."  "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.  I get all the 
  thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."



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