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Date: Wed, 12 May 1999 09:58:28 -0300 (ADT)
From: Foba Bett
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Good Deed

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 00:40:08 -0500
From: "Dave :-)"

	A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.  St.
Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of

	After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his
brow, and says, "I don't really see that you ever really did anything
great in your life, but I don't see anything really bad either."  "Tell
you what," St. Peter says. "If you can tell me of one REALLY good deed you
did in your life, I'll let you in."

	The guy thinks for a moment and says, "OK, well there was this one
time when I was driving down the highway and I saw a gang assaulting this
poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of
'em torturing this woman.  Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a
tireiron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the
gang.  He was a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running
from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the gang members
formed a circle around me.  "So, I ripped the leader's chain out of his
face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron," the guy says.
"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor,
innocent girl alone!  You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go
home before I really teach you all a lesson in pain!"

	St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"  
"Just a couple of minutes ago."

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