Date: Tue, 27 Jul 1999 14:46:54 -0400 (EDT)
From: In the corner
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ever wonder...??
Date: Sun, 28 Sep 97 15:13:35
From: "jean.paul"
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D I D Y O U E V E R W O N D E R.....??
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Three men went to a motel. The man behind the desk said "the room is $30",
so each man put up $10 each and went to the room. A little while later he
realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellhop back to the 3 guys
room with $5. On the way to the room the bellhop couldn't figure how to
split the $5 between the 3 guys so he just gave each one of them $1 and he
kept the other $2. That left the 3 guys paying $9 each for the room.
3x9=27 + the 2 that the bellhop kept =$29. .....WHERE'S THE OTHER
DOLLAR??????
How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is
dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask
them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ?
The light went out, but where to ?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
already know you don't have?
Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra?
How come when I call Information they can't tell me where my keys are?
Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a
Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe
is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the
taxi driver end up owing you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the
other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss??
It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby!...??
Mr. Bigger's baby because he is a little bigger!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why are there 5 sylables in the word "monosylabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
charge of everything outdoors?
If progress is technology moving forward, then what is congress?
Why do we go under over-passes and over under-passes?
What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?
How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?
What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?
If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why
when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Don`t think that you`re thinking.
If you think that you're thinking you only think that you're thinking.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar,
but when a jar is open, it's not adoor?