Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 23:38:12 -0400 (EDT)
From: Prime Us
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Dating dictionary

From: Theriault Alain
From: Marc St-Jacques
De : Monica Kaufman
Date : 22 août, 1997 14:56

 DICTIONARY OF DATING 
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 DATING:
 The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to
 get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in
 the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
 
 EASY:
 A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
 
 EYE CONTACT:
 A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is
 interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have
 difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to
 the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not
 located in her chest.
 
 FRIEND:
 A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
 which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
 
 INDIFFERENCE:
 A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as
 "playing hard to get."
 
 IRRITATING HABIT:
 What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to
 each other turn into after a few months together.
 
 NYMPHOMANIAC:
 A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
 
 SOBER:
 A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
 
 ATTRACTION:
 The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
 
 LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:
 What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people
 meet.
 
 LAW OF RELATIVITY:
 How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to
 how unattractive your date is.