Date: Mon, 1 Feb 1999 10:15:07 -0500 (EST)
From: Net Buick
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Contractions

Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 01:33:42 -0700
From: Earle W. Smith


Are we communicating? 
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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and 
her contractions are only two minutes apart!" 
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. 
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"