Date: Wed, 5 May 1999 09:28:07 -0300 (ADT)
From: Anne Bonny
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Bill Clinton at the Pearly Gates (again?)

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 1999 00:40:21 -0500
From: "Dave :-)"


President Clinton died and went to heaven -or to be more accurate-
approached the Pearly Gates.  After knocking at the gates, St. Peter
appeared.  "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter."It's me, Bill Clinton"
 
"And what do you want?" asked St. Peter.
 
"Lemme in!" replied Clinton.
 
"Soooo," pondered Peter.  "What bad things did you do on  earth?"
 
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana but you
shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had
extra-marital sex- but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't
really have 'sexual relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
 
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "Ok, here's the
deal.  We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it
'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't
call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't
hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."