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Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1998 10:07:06 -0500 (EST)
From: Dame Nation
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Another Parrot

Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 11:23:38 -0400 (EDT)
From: Philippe Reid
From:	A.J. Gentile
From:	Oracle Service Humor Archives 

 A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.  The audience
would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the
same tricks over and over again. 

 There was only one problem:  The captain's parrot saw the shows each week
and began to understand how the magician did every trick.  Once he
understood he started shouting in the middle of the show: 

   "Look, it's not the same hat"

   "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"

   "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"

 The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the
captain's parrot. 

 One day the ship had an accident and sank.  The magician found himself on
a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. 

 They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word.  This went
on for a day and another and another. 

 After a week the parrot said:  "OK, I give up.  Where's the boat?"

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