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Date: Fri, 24 Jan 1997 00:16:33 -0500 ()
From: OL Fort Et Vert
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The gambler & the cabbie

Date: Thu, 23 Jan 1997 17:18:08 -0500 (EST)
From: DayColores

	A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. 
He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the
second half of his roundtrip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport
he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting.  He got in and explained his situation to the
cabbie.  He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him
his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but
to no avail.  The cabbie said (adopt appropriate accent), "If you don't
have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"  So the businessman was
forced to hitch-hike to the airport and barely caught his flight. 

	One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to
regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. 
Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino
to get a cab ride back to the airport.  Well who should he see out there,
at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to
give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for
a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and
he hit on a plan. 

	The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a
ride to the airport?" he asked.  "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. 

	"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" 
	"What?!  Get the hell out of my cab."

	The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions, with the same result. 

	When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in
and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"  The cabbie replied
"fifteen bucks."  The businessman said "Okay," and off they went.  Then,
as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big
smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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