Date: Sun, 19 Jan 1997 23:02:17 -0500 ()
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Subject: BLAGUES-L: In the convent


Date: Mon, 30 Sep 1996 19:01:43 -0400 (EDT)
From: Philippe Reid

	The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with the
children and asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. A 12
year old said "I want to be a prostitute." 

	The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot, when she came
round, she asked the girl "What did you say?" 

	The young girl shrugged "I want to be a prostitute."

	"A prostitute! Oh Praise sweet Jesus! I thought you said you wanted
to be a Protestant."