Date: Fri, 14 Feb 1997 11:08:38 -0500 (EST)
From: BLAGUES-L_is_back !
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Hell


From: Philippe Reid

Three guys found themselves in Hell: Bob, Dave, and Neil. A little 
confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a 
door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest 
woman they had ever seen.  She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell 
her even over the Brimstone.

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Bob, you have sinned!  You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"  And
Bob was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his 
torment.

This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped
when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting 
example of womanhood gone wrong.  She was over 7' tall, monstrous, 
covered in thick black hair, and flies circled her. 

The voice of the Devil was heard, "Dave, you have sinned!  You are 
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"  
And Dave, like Bob, was whisked off.

Neil, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst 
when the third door opened.  And as the door inched open, he strained 
to  see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford.

Delighted, Neil jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful 
woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.  Then he heard the 
voice of the Devil saying:

"Cindy, you have sinned ... "