Date: Tue, 7 Jan 1997 08:42:17 -0500 (EST)
From: Paranoia
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Cannibals

Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 08:41:58 -0400 (EDT)
From: Philippe Reid

Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile
cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under
it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the missionaries
starts to laugh uncontrollably.  The other missionary can't believe it! 
 
He says, "Whats wrong with you?  We're being boiled alive!  They're gonna
eat us!  What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"  The other
missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."