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Date: Thu, 4 Jul 1996 12:59:18 -0400 (EDT)
From: "Jocelyn G, candidat aux Webs d'Or et non-vaccine"
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Three guys in heaven

Date: Thu, 16 May 1996 09:19:02 -0400
From: Philippe Reid

Un peu longue, mais bonne!

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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell
the first man, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've
been asked to admit people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has
been cheating on me, so today I came home early to catch her
red-handed.  As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell
something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where
this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out onto the
balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing,
25 floors above the ground! By now I was really mad, so I started
beating and kicking him, but he wouldn't fall. So, I went back into my
apartment and came back with a hammer. He couldn't stand the hammering
on his fingers and finally fell...but even after 25 stories , he fell
into the bushes, stunned but ok. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran
into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where
it landed on him, killing him instantly. All of this stress and anger
got to me and I had a heart attack..I died right there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said peter, and let the man

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being
full, and again asks his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my
apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my
balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I
fell over the edge. Luckily, I caught the railing of the balcony on the
floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for long, when suddenly this
man burst out on the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he
started beating and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran
into his apartment, grabbed a hammer, and started beating my hands.
Finally I just let go, but again I was lucky and landed in the bushes,
stunned but alright. Just when I thought I was going to be ok, this
refrigerator comes soaring out of the sky and crushes me instantly, now
I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that this sounded like a pretty
horrible death.

A third man comes to the front of the line, and again Peter explains
that heaven is full and asks for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator,

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