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Date: Thu, 11 Apr 1996 17:41:04 -0400 (EDT)
From: Laporte Isabelle

From: Frederic Lesieur

A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow.  The horse falls into a mud
hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer to help
pull him out to safety.  The rabbit runs to the farm but the farmer can't be
found.  So he drives the farmer's "Trans Am" back to the mud hole and ties
some rope around the bumper.  He then throws the other end of the rope to
his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again and
the rabbit fell into the mud hole.  The rabbit yelled to the horse to go and
get some help from the farmer.  The horse said, "I think I can stand over
the hole!"  So he stretched over the width of the hole and
said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."  And the rabbit did and
pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a "Trans Am".

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