Date: Sun, 25 Feb 1996 21:36:16 -0500 (EST) Subject: BLAGUES-L: Pour mieux reflechir aux coupures budgetaires From: Luce Des Marais (M. Guedon est un prof a mon departement.) From: Jean-Claude Guedon My chairman was given tickets to a performance of Schubert's Unfinished Symphony. Being unable to go, he passed the tickets along to the Business Process Reengineering coordinator (BPR = head count cuts). The next morning the chairman asked how he enjoyed the performance. Instead of the usual "it was nice, very pleasant, blah blah blah" the BPR coordinator handed the chairman the following memo: A) For considerable periods, the oboe players had nothing to do. Their number should be reduced and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity. B) All twelve violins were playing identical notes. This seems unnecessary duplication and the staff in this section should be drastically cut. If a large volume of sound is really required, this could be obtained through the use of an amplifier. C) Much effort was involved in playing the demi-semiquavers. This seems an excessive refinement, and it is therefore recommended that all notes should be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver. If this were done, it should be possible to use trainees instead of craftsmen. D) No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings. If all such redundant passages were eliminated, the concert could be reduced from two hours to twenty minutes. In the light of the above one can conclude that had Schubert given attention to these matters, he would probably have had time to finish his symphony."