Date: Tue, 11 Jul 1995 18:55:44 -0400 (EDT) Subject: BLAGUES-L: Ole and Lena Ole and Lena have this huge fucking house in the country. Well these days Ole isn't making as much money as he used to farming, so they decided to open the house as a bed and breakfast. Well after about a week this newlywed couple comes in. Just before Ole left for the fields he told Lena "Yoo dun't bee vatching them now, I noas howv horne you kan get." She agreed. Well after about an hour she couldn't take it anymore. She ran upstairs and took a peek. To her amazement, she saw the guy spread eagle on the bed. The lady was throwing doughnuts and every time she got a ringer she went down and ate it. She was just getting off on that. Next, the lady laid spread eagle on the bed and he was chucking grapes. Every time he got one to stick he went down and ate it. By this time she was so horny, she could barely stand. Well later in the day whe Ole came home, Lena just attacked him and insisted on going up stairs. "Yoove been vatching them agen, havent yoo?" "I'm sorhe Ole, but I just kuont helv it; Letsv go upstares" "No" ole replied. After about an hour of persuading she convinced him. On the way upstairs Lena said. "I need you to do me's a faver ands go to de store" "Vhat for", ole answered. "I's need yoo to pick ups some cheerios ands grapefruit"