Date: Tue, 1 Aug 1995 08:18:11 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Hitler and Boreman Joke


I was sitting in a bar with my girlfriend the other night when a guy
came in who looked like Adolf Hitler. I told my girlfriend who told me not 
to be stoopid - Hitler was dead - everybody knew that. A few minutes 
later he was joined in his booth by a guy who looked like Martin
Boreman - this was just too much for me. I stood up and strode over
to confirm or deny my suspicion. "Excuse me", I began. "But aren't you
Hitler and Boreman - the well known genocidal double act?"
	"We certainly are." said Hitler swelling with pride.
	I could not believe it. There I was, in the bar, talking to
 two of the most notorious figures in 20th century history. And they
 seemed quite willing to talk.
	"So what are you doing here then." I said.
	Hitler relied that they were planning the Fourth Reich - "the 
one that will last a thousand years."
	"Oh," I mumbled - a little startled by the news. "So what are 
you aiming to achieve then?"
	"Well, said Hitler, we are going to kill ten million 
jews and two postmen."
	"So why are you planning to kill two postmen?" I asked.
Hitler then turned to Boreman and said. "You see, I told you no-one 
gives a shit about the jews!"