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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 1996 22:33:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: Intransigeance Ratee
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The Genie

From: Philippe Reid
>From Fri Aug  2 11:52:47 1996

	A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee
off on the third hole which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife hit her
shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very
large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through
the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to
see what damage was done and drove off to see what had happened. 

	When they peeked inside the home, they could find no one there.
The husband called out and no one answered. 

	Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman sitting on the
couch with a turban on his head. The wife said, "Do you live here?" "No,
someone just hit a ball through that window, knocked over the vase you see
there, and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful", he
answered. The wife, said, "Are you a genie?" "Oh why yes, I am. In fact, I
am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes, the third I will keep for
myself." the man replied. 

	The husband and wife agreed on two was for a scratch
handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was
for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded and said,
"Done!" The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my way with
your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years and after all, I
have made you a scratch golfer and millionaire." The husband and wife
agreed. After the genie and wife finished, the genie asked the wife "How
long have you been married?" She replied, "3 years." The genie then asked,
"How old is your husband?" To which she responded, "31 years old." The
genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"

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