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Date: Wed, 11 Dec 1996 22:39:37 -0500 (EST)
From: Baklava au Porc
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Desert Island

From: Philippe Reid
From lmcgele Fri Sep 20 08:51:55 1996

This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.  One
day, he sees a speck in the horizon.  He thinks to himself, "It's not a
ship."  The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a
boat."  The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."
Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet
suit and scuba gear.

She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've
had a cigarette?"

"Ten years ! ", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and
pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

 He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man!
Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of

He replies, "Ten years ! "

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic !"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of
her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since
you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God !  Don't tell me that you've got golf
clubs in there !"

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