Date: Fri, 8 Mar 1996 10:50:28 -0500 (EST)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: BANK ROBBER

From: Nancy Carson
Date: Mon,  4 Mar 1996 23:23:00 GMT

        A man entered a bank with a gun in his hand.  He bellowed, "I'm
going to rob every man in this bank, and I'm going to kiss every woman."
        One of the men who had accompanied his wife to the bank said,
"You may rob all of us men, but you're not going to kiss all the
ladies!"
        His wife punched him in the ribs and said, "Now leave him alone,
George.  He's robbing the bank."