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En voila une en anglais, sur une tete de turc dont on ne se lasse pas!

From: Martine Gingras
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 1996 09:14:23 -0400
From: Michel Dumais

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important
execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility
is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and
after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.

At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one
guy working alone on the fifth floor.

Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window:   "Hi, where
am I?"

The solitary office worker replies:   "You're in an airplane."

The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind
landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines
cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers asked the pilot how
he did it.

"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple
question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely
useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's support office, and from there,
the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!"

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