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Date: Tue, 8 Aug 1995 08:12:05 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: The nun & the cab driver

A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a
small, high,voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?"

In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation,
"Heysista, that's kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat?

The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind?"

The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing. Are you telling me you
never think about doin' it?"

The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my
mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."

The cabbie, "Well, would you ever consider, you know,

The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very
unique circumstance, I might consider it."

The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"

The nun, "Well, he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried and well,
certainly, he could have no children."

The cabbie, "Well, sista, today is your lucky day. I am all
three. Why do youse come on up here ... I won't even make you
really break your vows. All you gotta do is go down on me."

The nun looks around....they are awfully far away from where
anyone would recognize her ... at the next light she gets into the
front with the driver. By the next light, the nun is getting back
into the rear of the cab, and the cabbie is smiling from ear to ear.

As she settles in, the nun hears the cabbie begin to laugh.

The nun inquires, "Why, my son, what is so humorous?"

The cabbie sneers, "Sista, I got ya. I'm Protestant, I'm
married, and I got four kids."

And from the back of the cab comes the nun's low-voiced response,
"Yeah, well my name's Dave and I'm on my way to a costume party."

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