Date: Mon, 26 Jun 1995 17:29:47 -0400 (EDT) Subject: BLAGUES-L: Use a Computer to destroy the Earth From: Anders Andersen Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ? YES you can, First you have to find God's computer (it could be god.com) Second, you have to break the password (try Jesus, Adam, Moses or maybe Satan) Third , run the bat program (se underneath) remember to insert your name. DELETE Paradise:\*.men MOVE Anna Nicole Smith TO Paradise: MOVE Pamela Anderson TO Paradise: MOVE [ insert name] TO Paradise: formAT Earth:/U INSTALL Ocean INSTALL Continent INSTALL Bacteria INSTALL Plants INSTALL Insect INSTALL Fish INSTALL Dinosaur I don't know if the next will work (There may be a extra password her), but try it anyway RENAME [insert name] TO God.God Here are some things to do if you for some reason don't want to destroy the planet UNDELETE Einstein.man RENAME BillGate.god TO BillGate.man RENAME Michael_Jackson.wom T Michael_Jackson.man EDIT Sunrise.ini DELETE SandamHusin.man COPY Earth:\Africa\Kenya\Lions.anm TO Earth:\Armerica\Usa\New_york\ UNINSTALL Mankind What ever you do don't forget to do this ATTRIB [insert name] +R Anders Andersen Copenhagen Denmark ander91@xxx.xxx PS. please insert " MOVE ander91@ibm.net TO Paradise:" in the bat file PPS. I suddenly get a horrible thought, what if God is using a Pentium processor in his computer scarely isn't it. But on the other hand that will explain why we have black holes, and why weekends always go faster than the other days, and why girls always look prettier from a distant . SHIT........