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Date: Mon, 26 Jun 1995 17:29:47 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Use a Computer to destroy the Earth

From: Anders Andersen

Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ?

YES  you can, 
         First you have to find God's computer (it could be
         Second,  you have to break the password

         (try  Jesus, Adam,  Moses or maybe Satan)
         Third ,    run the bat program (se underneath)  remember to

          insert your name.

DELETE        Paradise:\*.men
MOVE            Anna Nicole Smith       TO      Paradise:
MOVE            Pamela Anderson        TO      Paradise:
MOVE            [ insert name]               TO      Paradise:
formAT        Earth:/U
INSTALL        Ocean
INSTALL        Continent
INSTALL        Bacteria
INSTALL        Plants
INSTALL        Insect
INSTALL        Fish
INSTALL        Dinosaur

 I don't know if the next will work
(There may be a extra password her), but try it anyway

RENAME       [insert name]                 TO      God.God

Here are some things to do if you for some reason don't want to
destroy the planet

RENAME              BillGate.god      TO
RENAME              Michael_Jackson.wom    T
EDIT                     Sunrise.ini
COPY                   Earth:\Africa\Kenya\Lions.anm    TO
UNINSTALL          Mankind
What ever you do don't forget to do this

ATTRIB                [insert name] +R

        Anders Andersen


PS.  please insert     " MOVE  TO   Paradise:"    in
the bat file

PPS. I suddenly get a horrible thought, what if  God is using a
Pentium processor  in his computer scarely isn't it.    But on the
other hand that will explain why we have black holes, and why weekends
always go faster than  the  other days, and why girls always look
prettier from a distant . SHIT........

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