Date: Mon, 14 Aug 1995 08:23:27 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: BLAGUES-L: Choices

I have heard this at least twice on United Airlines cross-country
flights:

stewardess over the load speaker:

"We will beginning our in-flight dinner service in a few
minutes.  There are two entres on the menu tonight:
chicken in a red sauce, or beef in a brown gravy.  Because
we don't stock 100% of each entre, please have a second
choice in mind."